A Tiger By The Tail

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With each passing day, more sordid details are coming out about Tiger Woods' personal life. It seems that the scandal is likely to grow and more and more of Tiger’s “friends” are likely to come out of the woodwork. It is not surprising that a young, rich super-celebrity would have lots of young women throwing themselves at him, but you would hope that people in Tiger’s position would have more consideration for their families. The people you have to feel sorry for in this saga are his wife and kids.

Annie: This whole deal is so sad.

Charlie: It doesn’t surprise me. Tiger is no different from all of the other athletes who have affairs.

Annie: I just always thought he was different.

Charlie: It just goes to show that he IS human, after all!

Annie: Why do these guys get married if they know they’re going to “play the field”?

Charlie: I think they go into it with good intentions; they want to have a family and kids. But, in the end they just can’t resist all the temptations.

Annie: There must be SOME celebrities out there who are able to rise above all the nonsense and are good family men.

Charlie: No doubt there are, but their stories of fidelity don’t make for great headlines!

Annie: It’s sad, but I guess it’s just human nature.

Charlie: Yes and they THINK they’re a superior species!

Annie: They really are delusional! It’s really a good thing they have us around to bring a little sanity to their existence!

Charlie: It is disappointing. You would expect a little more from someone named “Tiger”!