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Who do you think has the toughest job in the world? The president of the United States? The Secretary General of the United Nations? Any teacher who has to deal with 3rd graders all day? I would argue that right now, that title has to go to Mark Steinberg!
Mr. Steinberg is Tiger Woods’ agent and is the man charged with rehabilitating Tiger’s public image following the recent scandals surrounding his affairs. This is not an enviable position to be in right now as it seems a new “transgression” is popping out of the wood work every day with no end in sight!
Annie: I do not care at all what happens to Tiger. He made his own bed, now he must sleep in it!
Charlie: That’s quite a turn of phrase, given the circumstances!
Annie: You know what I mean. I am concerned about his wife and children and how this whole scandal affects them!
Charlie: Well, If Tiger starts having financial difficulties due to lost sponsorship revenue it is going to negatively impact his family as well.
Annie: Mr. Steinberg certainly has a difficult task ahead of him! Woods’ image is tarnished forever!
Charlie: It will probably be a little easier to rehab his image with men than it is with women.
Annie: That’s because you men are all pigs! You all probably secretly admire him for having relations with all those bimbos!
Charlie: Wait a minute! That’s not where I was going! I just…..Open mouth; insert foot! I can’t win. I’m going to take a nap.
Annie: That’s a grand idea!
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