Party Crashers

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Halloween was nearly a month ago, but the really scary stuff happened last week. Most of us just assume the President of the United States has rock-solid security. With all the risks he faces, the president SHOULD be the best-protected person in the world. But, last week an unauthorized couple was able to simply stroll into a state dinner at the White House. They passed multiple check points and even had their photos taken with the president.

Annie: Wow! This is a really frightening revelation!

Charlie: It seems heads are going to roll for this one.

Annie: They should! What if these were people who meant to do harm to the president?

Charlie: They got lucky this time!

Annie: If the president’s potentially not safe, what about the rest of us?

Charlie: You have ME!

Annie: Now, I’m really scared!

Charlie: Very funny. If the president hired me for security, he’d have nothing to worry about!

Annie: The president doesn’t hire security; they already have the Secret Service.

Charlie: Oh, you mean the same Secret Service that let the unauthorized guests into the White House?

Annie: Well…

Charlie: Agent Charlie Brown Ears; that has a nice ring to it!

Annie: Secret Service agents can’t sleep 16 hours per day!

Charlie: I could cut back on the sack time a little!?!?

Annie: All an intruder would have to do is open a can of gourmet tuna and you would be distracted long enough for them to do whatever they want!

Charlie: They probably wouldn’t be willing to pay enough for my talents, anyway.

Annie: Give me a break!