Cat Fact: The muscles that change the shape of the lens in a cat’s eye are relatively weak. Therefore, they have a difficult time focusing on close objects and these appear blurry to them.
The Queen of Talk announced this week that she will be ending her run atop the daytime TV world in 2011. Oprah has ruled daytime television for two and a half decades now, but the end is in sight. This news has many in her legions of fans saddened. It also has many wondering what will take her place. There will be a large void in the lives of many.
Annie: I love Oprah!
Charlie: I don’t see the attraction.
Annie: Of course not! You’re not a girl!
Charlie: Whatever.
Annie: Momma records every one of her shows and then she and I curl up in bed and watch that day’s show. What are we going to do when she leaves?
Charlie: Reruns?
Annie: Don’t be silly!
Charlie: I guess you and mama will just have to find a new show to follow.
Annie: Do you have any suggestions?
Charlie: How about a fishing show on the outdoor channel?
Annie: You ARE goofy!
Charlie: Well, that’s what papa and I watch. How about one of those reality shows featuring D-List “celebrities”?
Annie: Those shows are like watching a slow motion train wreck.
Charlie: I know; that’s why they are so entertaining!
Annie: Oprah is so much more dignified than THOSE shows!
Charlie: You may have to settle for Jerry Springer.
Annie: OMG! Oprah, please don’t go!
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